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Pun of roofing.
The first guy jumps across but the other guy is scared to make the jump.
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I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.
Then they reach the end of the building but there s another building 3 feet away.
I m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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They get on the roof and begin making their way across.
I ve got a flashlight.
Revenue last year in the roofing industry saw a 5 growth and does not require any formal training or education to enter into.
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Those who can count and those who can t.
And it s best to make sure that the roofing specialist you choose isn t prone to barking and or chasing cats.
My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well.
Women should not have children after 35 35 children are enough.
With the median annual wage of 36 000 employment for this industry has been showing an 18 growth.
Performance is going through the roof.
The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes.
The following selection of roofing slogans and.
The first guy says i ve got an idea.
For example the first rule of roofing is to find a contractor that will give you a good flashing.
Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest.
I like to hold hands at the movies which always seems to startle strangers.
A list of puns related to roofing there once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant change the label then resell them.
They really raised the roof.
Prophets are going through the roof.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off.
Everyone can appreciate the value of a good pun even roofing contractors.
Feb 12 2016 explore pabco roofing products s board roofing humor followed by 230 people on pinterest.
Went to a party with a construction team the other week.
The roofing industry sees an annual revenue of 36 billion a year.
It s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs they re always taking things literally.
By january nelson updated october 30 2018.
As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.
Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely.
